Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
GOD I HATE THAT SO MUCH
When you’re thinking about really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your mind.
JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads:
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
AWWWWWWW.
JC Penny is winning.
You’ve gotta be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they need you for?
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| — | Bernadette Peters (via newyorkshows) |
